To learn more about the Ministry of Propaganda and how you can contribute, please click here. To start consuming the amazing content created by 7S fans, click here. And now, a message from the MOP’s fearless, relentless Russian leader…

A Message From Natasha, Voice Of The Ministry:

Comrades, the time has come to take our evangelism of the 7th Son experience to the masses. The goals: New listeners. Mentions in the blogosphere. Media coverage. Agents are needed to distribute this message to the battlefield. Agents like you.

7th Son fans who help in the cause cannot be paid, but they will be rewarded for their hard work. If you spread the word about 7th Son, you will become an Agent of the Ministry. Your name (and links to your website, blog, band, etc.) will be posted on the esteemed Agents of the Ministry page, here at this site. You will also be eligible to win exclusive 7th Son swag not available to the masses.

Will you join the revolution, comrades? The Ministry of Propaganda isn’t just looking for a few good men and women. It’s looking for all of you good men and women. Click here to learn more about the Ministry, and to sign up for the MOP’s street team newsletter.

For this, the Ministry rewards their tenacity and brilliance by posting their names here. If you’d like to sign up for the 7th Son mailing list to participate in the propagation of 7S, simply fill out the form below.

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~ CURRENT AGENT TALLY: 270 ~

Aaron Osgood
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete

Adam Fedoruk
Mission #1 complete

Adam Honné
Mission #3 complete
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Adam Lawson
Blog/pod propagandist
Mission #1 completed
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Mission #3 completed
Mission #4 completed
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete

Adam Loyal
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Agent Hyde
Mission #1 complete
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Mission #3 completed
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete
Descent Print Release Mission #1
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Alan Hemmings
Mission #1 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete

Alex Gilmour
Mission #1 complete
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Mini-Mission #4 complete

Alex Kerwin
Mission #3 complete
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Alex Langley
Mission #5 complete

Alex Martin
Mission #1 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Alex Pannos
Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete

Amanda Tikkanen
Descent Print Release Mission #1
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Andreas Ekberg
Mission #2 complete

Andreas Thilander
Mission #2 complete

Andrew Wilson
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete

Andy Brunetto
Mission # 5 complete
Mission #6 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Andy Cross
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Angmar
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Anna Caroline Schweitzer
Descent Print Release Mission #1
Descent Print Release Mission #2
Descent Print Release Mission #3

Anthony O. Miller II
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Arthur Liu
Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete

Baldy
Blog specialist
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Barb
Mission #1 complete
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Barbara Jungbauer
Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Barely
Podcast propagandist
Mission #1 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete

Beckie Tetrault
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Ben Fraley
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Ben Hembry
Descent Print Release Mission #1

Benjamin Clifford
Mission #5 complete
Descent Print Release Mission #1

Beth
Mission #5 complete

Big-O
Podcast propagandist
Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Bill Segulin
Mission #2 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Bob
Mission #5 complete

Bob #3
Mission #5 complete
Descent Print Release Mission #1

Brad P. from NJ
Podcast propagandist
Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Brandon
Descent Print Release Mission #1
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Brian Lawson
Mini-Mission #4 complete

Brent, the Closet Geek
Podcast propagandist

Brett
Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Brian Garrett
Mission #5 complete

Brian Hatridge
Hardcore 7S fan
Mission #2 complete
Mission #4 completed
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Brian Lawson
Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
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Brian Saxon
Word-of-Mouth specialist
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Brian Colton
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Bryan Clauser
SHARE THE PAIN winner
Word-of-Mouth specialist
Mission #3 completed
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Brian Webber
Street Team Exclusive #1 complete
Descent Print Release Mission #1

Buddy Brannan
Descent Print Release Mission #1

Cactusnic
7th Son Ambassador to
Gloucestershire, England
Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Carlos Mendoza
Mission #4 completed

Carmen Hall
Word-of-Mouth specialist
Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Carolyn Parkinson
Mission #4 completed
Mini-Mission #2 complete

Chad Walker
Descent Print Release Mission #2
Descent Print Release Mission #3

Charles
Longtime contributor
Mission #1 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Chip Burkhead
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Chooch and Viv
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Chris Bowsman
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Chris Malone
Podcast propagandist
Mission #1 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Christopher Rouse
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Chuknzig PC3
Mission #1 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #4 completed
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Cindy Seiffert
Descent Print Release Mission #1

Clair High
Blog propagandist
Mission #1 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Contra9
Mission #4 completed
Mini-Mission #2 complete

Curt Arndt
Mission #5 complete

Daniel Fay
Word-of-Mouth Specialist

Daniel Phillips
Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Darren Lutchner
Mission #4 completed
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Daryl MacDonald
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Dave Harbit
Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete

Dave Horovitz
Mission #3 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete

David Archambault
Descent Print Release Mission #1

David B
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Mission #4 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
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David Feher
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete

David Goodwin
Mission #5 complete

David Kirby
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

David T. Castellano
Mission #3 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

David Perry
Descent Print Release Mission #1
Descent Print Release Mission #2
Descent Print Release Mission #3

David Sandey
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Debbey Slusser
7th Son Super Fan From The Old School

Declan Meenagh
Mission #1 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Dedric Mauriac
Blog/SL propagandist
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete

Derek Jay Steen
Podcast propagandist
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Dirk Rehm
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Doug Rapson
Descent Print Release Mission #1

Des Bartlett
Mini-Mission #1 complete

Duncan Dewar
MOP Innovative Evangelist
Mission #5 complete

Dwight Dunlop
Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete

Ed Pappa
Descent Print Release Mission #1

Ed Pieri
Mission #3 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Edward Dykstra
Mission #1 complete
Mission #3 complete

Eric Dykstra
Mission #1 complete
Mission #3 complete

Eric Meaders
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete

Eric Thompson
Mission #4 complete

Eric R. Wagner
Mission #1 complete

Eric Weiand
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Erik Ackerman
Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete
Descent Print Release Mission #1

Francis O’Donovan
Beta Clone #90
Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete
Descent Print Release Mission #1
Descent Print Release Mission #2
Descent Print Release Mission #3

Frank Jones
Descent Print Release Mission #1

Fred Squires
Mission #5 complete

Fried Geek
Mission #5 complete

Froosh
Mission #5 complete

Gazaar
Beta Clone #121
Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Geoff Schmidt
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

George Jefferies
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Gloomy
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

gone_on_tour
Mission #6 complete

Gonzalo Reyes
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Grant Brunner
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Gregg Darson
Mission #2 complete

Heather Anderson
Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #5 complete

HeatheRRR!
Mission #5 complete

Herb Q
Podcast propagandist
Mission #1 complete

Isaac
Mission #4 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Helen Keier
Star Wars Diva
Mission #1 complete

J. Andrew Parsons
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

J L
Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete

James Buchanan
Mission #4 complete

James Dickson
Mission #5 complete

James Keeling
Mission #5 complete

James Melzer
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Jarrett Kaufman
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Jason at Insomnia Radio
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Jason Northrop
Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Jeffrey Dunn
Mission #6 complete

Jen Eidson
Mission #1 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Jesse
Mission #4 complete

Jessjl
Mission #2 complete

Jett
Mission #4 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

jlc104
Mission #5 complete

JM Campbell
Mission #5 complete

Jocelyn Gagnon
Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete
Descent Print Release Mission #1

Joel Gerhold
Mini-Mission #4 complete

Joey Parshley
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete

Joert Bloom
Mission #3 complete

Johan Nilsson
Mission #2 complete
Mission #4 complete
Street Team Exclusive #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

John
Mission #1 complete

John L. McCoy
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

John Wilkerson
Disinformation Specialist
Mission #3 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete

Jon Landis
Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mission #6 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Jon Oshaug
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mission #6 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Josh Rosenfield
Descent Print Release Mission #1
Descent Print Release Mission #3

J.R. Merlin
Mission #5 complete

Justin C. Halstead
Mission #3 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Keith Seiffert
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Ken Brandt
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Ken Pace
Mission #5 complete

Kishor Rao
Mini-Mission #3 complete

KnitWitch
Podcast propagandist
Mission #4 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete

Kory Kuhlmann
Mission #5 complete

Kristin from Manic Mommies
Podcast propagandist

Kurt Armbruster
Podcast propagandist
Convention propagandist
Mission #1 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Lance Sawyer
Word-of-Mouth specialist

Laurence Mingle
Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Leann Mabry
Podcast propagandist
Mission #1 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #4 complete

Leo Johnson
Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete
Descent Print Release Mission #1

Les Zaldor
Podcast propagandist
Mission #1 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete
Descent Print Release Mission #1

Liam
Mission #2 complete

Linda in Woodlawn
Street Team Exclusive #1 complete

Lonnie Ezell
Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Lori Hallerman
Mission #5 complete

Lowell Lutman
Mission #4 complete
Mission #5 complete
Descent Print Release Mission #1

Lucas Qualls
Street Team Exclusive #1 complete

Mae Breakall
Mission #4 complete

Marc Bailey
Podcast propagandist
Mission #3 complete

Marcus Noble
Podcast propagandist
Mission #1 complete

Marcus “Marc” Reeder
Descent Print Release Mission #1

Margaret Hudacko
Mission #4 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Mark Bowen
Word-of-Mouth specialist
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Marlene Orlick
Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Martyn Darkly
Mission #5 complete

Matthew Perkins
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #5 complete

Matthew Schnaare
Descent Print Release Mission #1
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Matthew Ward
Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Mauritz Borg
Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Meghan Dibble
Official Vocalist of the Ministry
Word-of-Mouth specialist
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Meghan Welsh
Mission #1 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete

Melissa Hutchins
aka AlphaSis
Descent Print Release Mission #1
Descent Print Release Mission #2
Descent Print Release Mission #3

Melissa King
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Michael Bekemeyer
Blog/pod propagandist
Mission #3 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete

Michael Falkner
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Michael Jandt
Facebook expert
Mini-Mission #1 complete

Michael Kaufman
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete

Michael Spence
Mission #5 complete

Michael Ward
Descent Print Release Mission #1

Merlin McCarley
Mission #5 complete

Mike
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Mike Wills
Mission #4 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Morgan
Beta Clone #74
Mission #1 complete
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Myra
Mission #4 complete
Mission #5 complete
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Mini-Mission #3 complete

Nathaniel Olsen
Mission #4 complete

neevle
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Nick Walter
Descent Print Release Mission #1

Opher Banarie
Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mission #5 complete

P.G. Holyfield
Beta Clone #10
Podcast propagandist
Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mission #5 complete
Street Team Exclusive #1 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Patrick Harlan
Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #5 complete

Patricia Bapst
Descent Print Release Mission #1

Paul Gowder
Podcast propagandist

Paul Maki
Street Team Exclusive #1 complete

Paul Marshall
Enthusiastic caller
Word-of-Mouth specialist

Paul Tuck
Word-of-Mouth specialist
Mission #4 complete
Mission #5 complete
Street Team Exclusive #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Pete Brown
Mission #5 complete

Peter Linhart
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete

Pons Matal
Street Team Exclusive #1 complete

R. Barnes
Descent Print Release Mission #1

Randy Carver
Mission #4 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Randy Hinckley
Descent Print Release Mission #1

Randy Noseworthy
Mission #4 complete
Mission #5 complete

Rich Berry
Street Team Exclusive #1 complete

Richard Bronosky
Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Richard D. Asplund Jr.
Descent Print Release Mission #1

Rick from Variant Frequencies
Podcast propagandist
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Rob “Bigtoe” Schoen
Mission #1 complete

Rob Suarez
Mission #5 complete
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Rob Williams
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Robert Gasperson
Descent Print Release Mission #1

Robert Goshko
Mission #4 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete

Robert Levtzow
Mission #2 complete

Robin in Seoul
Mission #4 complete
Street Team Exclusive #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Ron Cleeton
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Russ McDermott
Mission #3 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Ryan Roissetter
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Sam Chupp
Podcast propagandist
Mission #1 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Sandra Berti
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Scooter
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Scott Hajek
Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete

Scott Roche
Mission #3 complete
Street Team Exclusive #1 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete
Descent Print Release Mission #1

Sean Creasy
Mission #2 complete

Selganor
Descent Print Release Mission #3

Seth “Crazzywarrior” Cadman
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Shane Ellswood
Mission #1 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete

Simon Hunt
Mission #5 complete

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Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Stéphane Hubert
Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Stephanie
Mission #4 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Stephanie’s Mom
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Stephen Jacob
Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mission #6 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Stephen Kilbride
Street Team Exclusive #1 complete

Stephen Saylor
Mission #5 complete

Steve Benedict
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Steven LeBrun
Mission #2 complete
Mission #5 complete

Susan Z
Mission #5 complete

Suzanne Hartwick
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Steve Heath
Blogosphere propagandist

SwtJellyBean
Mission #6 complete

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Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete

Tara Fairchild
Descent Print Release Mission #1

Tasha Chapel
Mission #1 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Taylor Kent
Scripture Quotin’, Zombie Movie Lovin’, Sci-Fi Fan
Podcast propagandist

Terry Davis
Descent Print Release Mission #1

The Computer King
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

The Doctor
Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mission #6 complete

The Sonic Society
Podcast propagandists
Mission #1 complete

Terry Parmegiani
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Thom Hixenbaugh
Mission #4 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Thomas GvL
Mission #4
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Thomas Heading
Descent Print Release Mission #1
Descent Print Release Mission #2

Thomas Tetrault
Descent Print Release Mission #2

TiaMija
Beta Clone #38
Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mission #6 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete
Mini-Mission #4 complete

Todd Hildebrand
Mission #1 complete
Mission #2 complete
Mission #3 complete
Mission #4 complete
Mission #5 complete
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Tom Boucher
Mission #1 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Tom Gannon
Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #1 complete

Tom Hieb
Word-of-Mouth specialist

Tom Marquette
Podcast propagandist
Mini-Mission #2 complete
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Tony Mast
Word-of-Mouth Specialist
Podcast propagandist
Mini-Mission #3 complete

Tony Miller
Descent Print Release Mission #1

Tracy Rasmussen
Mission #1 complete
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Mission #4 complete
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Trillian1117
Mission #6 complete

Walt Kneeland
Descent Print Release Mission #2

WendellG
Beta Clone #108
Mission #2 complete
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Mission #5 complete
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Wendy Groff
Mini-Mission #4 complete

Wired Pig
Mission #2 complete
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Zach Ricks
Mission #6 complete
Descent Print Release Mission #1

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Zed
Mission #5 complete

These aren’t paid positions, but the Ministry will place your name at the top of the Agents of the Ministry page, along with text/logo of your marketing/PR/media company (if you work for one). Links to your company/service will also be posted. Quid pro quo is a good thing.

2) The Ministry is recruiting graphic design visionaries. These are the brilliant folk who can occasionally create cool graphics for this website, or design brilliant flyers. You talents are coveted by the Ministry, and are needed. Can you push some pixels for 7th Son?

These also aren’t paid positions, but the Ministry will place your name in a special section of the Agents of the Ministry page, along with text/logo of your graphic design (if you work for one). Links to your company/service will also be posted.

3) The Ministry is recruiting YOU. You don’t need a degree in marketing to be an Agent of the Ministry. You’ve got an email account. Or a MySpace page. Or a blog. That means you can help.

The Ministry is compiling a Mailing List for 7th Son fans … and in those periodical mailings you will receive tiny, five-minutes-or-less “missions” to help spread the word about 7th Son announcements and milestones. Your involvement won’t take up much time — but you’ll play the most important role of all. You’re the front line, taking the message to the masses.

If you spread the word and can show the Ministry that you’ve done so, you become an Agent of the Ministry, and will be listed on the Agents of the Ministry page … with links to your site, blog, band, whatever. Particularly rabid Agents will be eligible for exclusive 7th Son swag not available to the masses. More on this in a few weeks.

So, comrade. Are you ready to help create an army of new 7th Son fans? Fill out the form below to add your name to the 7th Son mailing list … or to volunteer your creative services to spread the word!

While all of the participants created brilliant 7S-inspired LOL images, these five Agents crafted pictures so witty, even the humorless Natasha gave a chuckle.

Behold the five winners … and their artwork! (Winners will receive emails from Natasha very soon!)

• Isaac for “Jon Come Hom Plz…”
• The Doctor for “Dere Iz No Clonz”
• JR Merlin for “Im In Your Ministry Propagandering…”
• MartynDarkly for “Kittyroy 2.0, Meh Is Everwhere”
• Fried Geek for “This Town Is Teh Suck”

A big SPASIBA to all who entered the contest! And keep your ears peeled, Agents: a new MOP mission … with the coolest capitalist swag yet … is coming soon!

–J.C.

Another ambitious mission awaits you! Natasha, voice of the 7th Son Ministry of Propaganda, commands you to participate in MOP mission #5, code-named “Operation LOL7thSon.”

Complete this mission, and you’ll land your name on the coveted Agents of the Ministry page. Plus, FIVE lucky winners will take home MOP capitalist swag.

Link to the mission page is here. Transmission ends.

7th Son Ministry Of Propaganda
~ Domination Through Replication ~

Comrades, the time has come to use your brilliance and humor to spread the 7th Son message to the unwashed, ignorant capitalist masses! Natasha, the Voice of the Ministry, conceived this Ministry of Propaganda mission herself. It demands cunning, creativity … and a familiarity with the Internet meme LOL CATS!

You don’t know of LOL Cats? Natasha is appalled. Click here to see cuddly American kitties with charming ‘Net speak cutlines. (Oh, teh CUTE!) Examine many examples on this site! Arm yourself with LOL language and whiskered wit! You will use similar techniques to evangelize the 7th Son cause, comrades. We shall woo the capitalist populace with teh funny, kthxbai.

Your mission: Operation LOL7thSon.

You shall create 7th Son-themed LOL pictures, post them to J.C. Hutchins’ special LOL7thSon gallery, and email your uneducated friends to promote 7th Son (and showcase your hard work).

The creators of the five funniest images will win 7th Son capitalistic swag. Prizes include an MOP coffee mug, a 7th Son T-shirt, and more! Natasha will personally judge these entries. As you know, comrades, our Russian taskmaster is not known for her sense of humor — so make these LOL7thSon images extra funny, if you hope to win.

So what must you do to win such coveted prizes? (Not to mention your name on the Agents of the Ministry page?) Easy-peasy, comrade. Follow these simple instructions to create your artwork to post on the LOL7thSon gallery. This process takes less than five minutes; even the busiest soldiers in The People’s Army can participate!

Step 1: Find a photo that you’d like to transform into a funny LOL7thSon picture. Images of public figures, animals, pop culture icons and your own personal photographs work best for this. Get creative! Please avoid using photos of private individuals who haven’t given their consent.

Keep it clean, comrades. If the photo is beyond a PG-rating, it’ll get yanked from the site. (You will also incur the wrath of Natasha and J.C. This is not a good thing. Nyet.)

Step 2: Once you’ve picked your photo, head over to the awesome “LOL Generator” at the Big Huge Labs site. Click here to easily add 7th Son-themed LOL text to your photo!

Step 3: Click the LOL Generator’s “Choose File” button to select the image you wish to LOL7thSon.

Step 4: Enter something super-clever in the screen’s text fields … and be sure to make it LOL-esque! Text can be placed at the top of your LOL7thSon picture, or the bottom, or both. Be sure to take advantage of the other features here, such as the “keep this part of my photo visible” setting, and the text alignment settings.

Again: keep it clean, Agents. PG rating here.

Step 5: Click the Create button!

Step 6: You’ll be sent to a new page featuring your new LOL7thSon image! Feel free to tweak the pic if you need to. When you’re done, hit the “Save” button.

Step 7: IMPORTANT STEP, Agents: Be sure to properly name your image to receive credit in the LOL7thSon gallery. Please rename your picture with this naming convention: The word “By” and then your name or nickname. (Example: By JC Hutchins.jpg or By NatashaMOP.jpg)

Step 8: You’re almost done! Visit the LOL7thSon gallery to upload your LOL pic! Click here to get there!

Step 9: Click on the “Upload” button in the page’s options bar. Follow the directions to post your LOL7thSon picture to the gallery. And behold! Yur in J.C.’s website, pwning hiz gallry!!!11!one!

Step 10: Now click on the “Tell a Friend” button and follow the directions to email FIVE of your friends who you think would like the 7th Son trilogy. They can be family, favorite bloggers, whomever you like. Be sure to separate the email addresses with commas. ALSO: Include NATASHA’S email address in this field! (7thSonMOP@gmail.com) You can’t win a prize if she doesn’t have your email address!

Include any personal message in the email to your comrades, but it must also include this message (or your personalized variation):

Hey! If you can, check out http://www.7thSonTrilogy.com to see why I sent you this silliness. I’m a fan of 7th Son, this free audiobook novel. It’s a thriller about human cloning. Think James Bond-meets-“Multiplicity” … or a mashup of Michael Crichton and Tom Clancy. Cool stuff.

Remember, Agents: you must include NATASHA’s email address in your message for mission compliance. The creators of the FIVE funniest LOL7thSon images will be contacted by email, given priceless 7th Son swag, and announced in a future Bonus Episode of 7th Son!

Enter as many LOL7thSon images as you like — but you must email five new friends (and Natasha) for each new entry you create. No cheating, comrades. Natasha watching you.

Deadline for this mission: December 31, 2007.

Transmission ends.

The 7th Son Ministry of Propaganda
~ Domination Through Replication ~

Complete this mission, and you’ll land your name on the coveted Agents of the Ministry page. Plus, you may win special GUEST APPEARANCES in 7th Son: Book Three. Five winners will announce “episode IDs” in future episodes. Another five will recite “The Story So Far” episode recaps.

Link to the mission page is here, comrade. Transmission ends.

7th Son Ministry Of Propaganda
~ Domination Through Replication ~

Your new mission? OPERATION DROPLIFT. You’ll be spreading the word about 7th Son by “droplifting” our propaganda in local bookstores. Unlike shoplifting, you won’t be secretly taking something. You’ll be secretly leaving something.

By clicking the image above or the button at the end of this dispatch (or here), you will be directed to a PDF document. This page features special messages for future 7th Son listeners. Print this at least twice — more is better, but that’s your call — and cut the pages into eight little cards (each approximately size of Mao’s Little Red Book).

Take these cards to a local bookstore or library and insert each into a different book. The goal: To intrigue newcomers to check out 7th Son.

Which books should you choose? Natasha and J.C. have a few recommendations. Place these cards in older titles that still sell: fiction by Stephen King, Michael Crichton, Dan Brown, Tom Clancy, or Robert J. Sawyer. Or non-fiction books on human cloning, conspiracy theories, or the internet. Ultimately, the Ministry of Propaganda trusts its agents: Choose books that you enjoy.

This is not an illegal act … but it does require subterfuge, as some bookstore employees may not like the competition from our subversive media. Please note: Do not insert cards into children’s literature, such as such as Harry Potter or Goodnight Moon.

When you have distributed all eight (or more) cards, e-mail Natasha at 7thsonmop@gmail.com to notify her of mission completion. If she “in good mood,” she will give you credit for mission and enter you in an MOP drawing for prizes.

Ten lucky Agents of the Ministry will be rewarded for their loyalty. Five Agents will win opportunities to recite episode intro IDs in future episodes of Book Three (“You’re listening to Episode X”). Five others will recite “The Story So Far” recaps in future episodes of Book Three.

Deadline for this mission is one week after launch of Book Three: 7/14/07. Agents not completing mission by this time will be mocked publicly in front of the Kremlin. Now Agents: Go forth, print and spread the 7th Son gospel!

Download the propaganda!
(PDF format. Print TWICE and distribute cards.)

Transmission ends.

The 7th Son Ministry of Propaganda
~ Domination Through Replication ~

Complete this mission, and you’ll land your name on the coveted Agents of the Ministry page. Plus, you will be entered in a drawing for a cameo in the forthcoming “Ops Center” room in the 7th Son Virtual Tour, or a cool MOP T-shirt from GeekLabel.com!

Transmission ends.

7th Son Ministry Of Propaganda
~ Domination Through Replication ~

For this mission, you’re more than Agents of the Ministry — you’re PRESS AGENTS of the Ministry. 7th Son may not be in print form, but there’s no reason it can’t be mentioned your local print media!

YOUR ORDERS
Contact a features reporter or the features editor of your local mainstream newspaper or alternative weekly. Email them the letter found below. Be sure to cc: Natasha ( 7thSonMOP@gmail.com ) in the email. That’s it.

Download the letter!
(simple text file; copy/paste into email)

YOUR GOAL
Maximum exposure for 7th Son — and the “The Story So Far” celebrities appearing in these final Book Two episodes — in traditional media.

THE SPECIFICS
7th Son author J.C. Hutchins was once a journalist, so he knows some DOs and DON’Ts when it comes to contacting newspaper folk. Please follow these guidelines when sending your email:

• DO personalize the email. (Example: “Dear Mr./Ms. Smith…”)
• DO send the email to appropriate contacts. (Features reporters/editors, Books reporters/editors. NOT sports, business, editor-in-chief, etc.)
• DO NOT send mass email, should you choose to contact more than one person at a publication. Please send individually personalized emails to each reporter/editor.
• DO NOT send follow-up email, or pester the contact. (Reporters hate this.) If the reporter is interested in covering 7th Son, he/she will contact J.C. directly.

If you cannot find the email address for a local reporter/editor, take three minutes to call the publication and ask. No need to pitch the story over the phone; just get the info and skedaddle. Email’s the contact method of choice. It’s free, timely and efficient.

Download the letter!
(simple text file; copy/paste into email)

YOUR REWARD
Since the Ministry is asking you to do some hefty footwork on this mission, the 7th Son swag up for grabs is mighty indeed! Complete the mission by Sunday, Feb. 25 and become eligible for these prizes:

Five lucky agents will win a personal cameo in the 7th Son experience! Your portrait will be featured as a 7th Son facility “Employee of the Month” in the forthcoming 7th Son Facility VR Tour “Ops Center” room. Ministry architect Martin Parrott will forever immortalize you in this new VR! You’ll be a part of the story!

Five runner-up agents will win free wicked MOP T-shirts from GeekLabel.com, the official clothier of 7th Son!
Winners will be announced on the Tuesday, Feb. 27 episode of 7th Son.

THE MINISTRY IS YOUR FRIEND
Do you need assistance in finding the website and email addresses for your capitalist local media? The Ministry is here to help! Dig these links for more info:

For U.S. residents
Links to mainstream U.S. newspapers
Links to U.S. alt-weeklies

For Canadian residents
Links to mainstream Canadian newspapers

For U.K. residents
Links to mainstream U.K. publications
More links

For European residents
For all 7th Son fans

FINAL WORDS, COMRADE
Remember: You must CC Natasha at 7thSonMOP@gmail.com in your email to be eligible for Agent status (and the killer swag). Deadline for prize eligibility is Sunday, Feb. 25.

Good luck, agent! Go forth and take your evangelism to the mass media!

Transmission ends.

The 7th Son Ministry of Propaganda
~ Domination Through Replication ~